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pixalry:

The Essential Pokemon Amigurumi Collection - Created by Johnny Navarro

The complete lineup of your favorite Pokemon is now available for sale at Johnny’s Etsy Shop. Each Pokemon is made to order, and should be the perfect addition on your hunt to become a Pokemon Master. You can also check out more of Johnny’s quality craftwork over at his Facebook page!

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stormstouthideout:

Raise your hand if you hope the next champion released is a support.

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zulidoodles:

"Some girls really like boys, but have you ever blown up a boy?! WAY more fun!" C:<

[[i like jinx alone.]]

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lilypichu:

7 facts about cats

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

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princessdaisyofficial:

cringepics:

DOO WEEEE DOOOOO

This is so embarrassing I hope none of y’all act like this in public around other human beings omfg

Nah, just in bed.  Maybe with some leashes so we don&#8217;t wander off and scare the neighbors.

princessdaisyofficial:

cringepics:

DOO WEEEE DOOOOO

This is so embarrassing I hope none of y’all act like this in public around other human beings omfg

Nah, just in bed.  Maybe with some leashes so we don’t wander off and scare the neighbors.

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Ladies of the League: Retorts to Unwanted Sexual Attention

  • Ahri: "I can, and will, resist all of your 'charms'."
  • Akali: "The only person that'll be getting disciplined is you."
  • Anivia: "I'm a bird what."
  • Annie: "I'm a little girl and that's really gross."
  • Ashe: "I'm not frigid. Ask Tryndamere."
  • Caitlyn: "Yes. Use the fuzzy cuffs pick up line again. I'm sure it never gets old."
  • Cassiopeia: "I don't have two vaginas."
  • Diana: "Ask me to 'moon' you one more time and I'm going to decapitate you."
  • Elise: "Come on to me again. I'll give you the black widow treatment."
  • Evelynn: "Sure, I'll sleep with you...only if you let me bring the hatespikes into the bedroom."
  • Fiora: " 'Making my baguette'? That does not even make any sense."
  • Irelia: "I won't make your blade surge."
  • Janna: "I'm not going to blow you (unless you pay me)."
  • Jinx: "Super Mega Death Rocket? It's closed to the size of one of my minigun's bullets."
  • Karma: "You can't fetishize the Soul-Incarnate of Ionia."
  • Katarina: "You're not going to 'bounce me like a blade'. I'll bounce my blade into your balls if you try."
  • Kayle: "I'm a woman of justice. If you want a common whore, go find my sister."
  • LeBlanc: "I don't do threesomes with my clone."
  • Leona: "I'd sooner give it sunburn than make it rise."
  • Lissandra: "Good luck finding a pickaxe that can pry through my ice tomb."
  • Lulu: "All the hugify's in the world couldn't fix your problem."
  • Lux: "Come closer. My laser is fully charged."
  • Miss Fortune: "The size of your dick truly is misfortunate."
  • Morgana: "It's true that not all angels are good, but even I wouldn't stoop that low."
  • Nami: "It does NOT 'smell like fish'! "
  • Nidalee: "My cougar eats men like you for breakfast."
  • Orianna: "I have sharp things that you dick is going to know about."
  • Poppy: "I'm going to put it in a box and smash it with my hammer."
  • Quinn: "Valor! Peck it out!"
  • Riven: "My blade reforms into full size, but I doubt yours gets any bigger than it is now."
  • Sejuani: "I'll crush your head between my thighs."
  • Shyvana: "Have you ever had third degree burns before?"
  • Sivir: "My cunt isn't sandy."
  • Sona: "..... D:< "
  • Soraka: "My horn is not an erogenous zone. It's used for goring people like you."
  • Syndra: "Something makes me think my balls are bigger than yours."
  • Tristana: "I'm going to shoot it off."
  • Vayne: "No one is going to see under my bodysuit." (tumbles away)
  • Vi: "If I give you a handjob, I'm doing it with the gauntlets on."
  • Zyra: "Sure, if you like the feel of poison ivy."